June 2011
36 posts
FYI ladies and gents
I’m pretty stoked on life right now
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Hi, I'm a girl, and I think you're really really cool, and nice, and sweet. WANNA BE FRIENDS?
where have you been all my life?
and yes.
to put it bluntly, are you a faggot?
Not at all anon, sorry to sink your battleship :/
have you ever sniffed a butt?
who doesnt?
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A list of everything I ate today.
1. pussy
In all seriousness
1. bean tacos
2. protein shake
3. sweet and sour chicken (sauce separate from the chicken, don’t like it soaked with the sauce)
4. Watermelon smoothie
5. cherries
6. Grilled cheese sammich in a bit.
PROTIP: I never grill my grilled cheese sandwiches. I toast my bread to a nice, hard, brown toast. (pun intended) only way to go btw. Apply 2 slices of cheese. Microwave for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t take much time to melt the cheese and if you don’t toast it properly the bread gets soggy.
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My last sexual experience….great anon.
thanks for reminding me of the drought.
When,where, who…..October, in my bedroom, with my ex-girlfriend.
One day in kindergarten...
we were eating lunch. My stomach began to hurt.
I went to open my chocolate milk, to make it settle down. I struggled to open it. It was probably the hardest milk carton I ever tried to open. I even asked my classmate across from me to open it for me.
It was too late. My insides felt extremely weird.
I threw up all over myself.
My mom eventually came with spare pants for me to change in and took me home.
